Dad's Mascot letra

At the beach, pressure's on
Dad in trunks and vest
Four years old, today's the day
He gives me my big test
Picking up a beach ball
Red, green, yellow, blue
He throws it at my feet
Wonders what I'll do
Do I kick it back?
Beautifully struck!
He's dying to get his son
Into a football strip
Or run away to build a castle
And precipitate the end
Of our relationship

Chumbawamba - Letras

• A Fairy Tale (Real No-shit)
• A Lament To The Best
• A Man Walks Into A Bar
• A Morality Play
• A Regular Guy
• Act With Mother
• Add me
• Adversity
• After Shelley
• Ah-men
• All In Vain
• All Mixed Up
• All The King's Men
• All's Well At Oakwell
• Always Tell The Voter What The Voter Wants To Hear
• Amereicha
• Amnesia
• An Interlude - Beginning to Take it Back
• An psalm
• And In A Nutshell
• Ashes To Ashes
• Asleep
• Australian Rules Football
• Awake
• Awesome Wheels
• Babbernation
• Bad Dog
• Barry John
• Because I'm a He
• Behave!
• Bella Ciao
• Benefits Of The Game
• Big Mouth Strikes Again
• Bing Oh!
• Bob Beamon
• British Colonialism and the BBC
• Catastrophe Reality
• Celebration, Florida
• Colliers March
• Come On Baby (Let's do The Revolution)
• Comic-tragic-magic
• Commercial Break
• Creepy Crawling
• Dad's Mascot
• Dance, Idiot, Dance
• Declaring Peace
• Desmond
• Desmond Lynam's Sports Trivia
• Disabled Sports
• Disagreement
• Does God Go To The Toilet?
• Don't Pass Go
• Don't Try This At Home
• Drip, Drip, Drip
• Drugs
• Dumbing Down
• Dutiful Servants and Political Masters
• Education (Part I)
• Education (Part II)
• Enough Is Enough (Kick It Over)
• Ever Heard The One About The Pacemaker?
• Fade Away (I Don't Want To)
• Fight the Alton Bill!
• Fitzwilliam
• Flesh And Blood And Feelings
• For Those Of You Watching In Black And White
• Geoff Hurst's Goal
• Georgina
• Give The Anarchist A Cigarette
• Good Afternoon and Welcome to White Hart Lane
• Graham Hill
• Groundhopping
• Hammer Stirrup & Anvil
• Hanging On The Old Barbed Wire
• Happiness Is Just a Chant Away
• Heaven/Hell
• Her Majesty
• Here's To The Rest Of Your Life
• Hey Hey We're The Junkies
• Heysel Stadium
• Hmmm...
• Home With Me
• Homophobia
• Horses For Courses
• House Plants
• How Dare They Call It Football?
• How To Get Your Band On Television
• Hull or Hell
• Hurling And Imperialism
• I Get Knocked Down
• I Want More
• I'm Coming Out
• I'm In Trouble Again
• I'm Not Sorry I Was Having Fun
• I'm Thick
• I'm With Stupid
• If It Is To Be, It Is Up To Me
• In The Thick Of It
• Indoor League
• Insectkind
• Introduction
• Invasion
• Irish joke
• Isn't It Horrible?
• Isolation
• It's a Man's Game
• Jack Horner
• Jacob's ladder
• Jacob's Ladder (not In My Name)
• Jesus in Vegas
• Jimmy Hill
• Jingle Smells
• K-2 (Indian restaurant)
• Karl Marx Never Made The Squad
• Kinnochio
• Knickers
• Knit Your Own Balaclava
• Ladies For Compassionate Lynching
• Lay People
• Leather On Willow, Etc.
• Lester Piggot, Cell Block No. 9
• Let It Be
• Liberation
• Lie Lie Lie Lie
• Look! No Strings!
• Love Me
• Lying In The Dirt
• Man Papers His Crack
• Martini People
• Mary Mary
• May Day
• Memories of Shilts
• Michaelangelo
• Mick Mcmanus' Haircut
• Missed
• More Whitewashing
• Moses With a Gun
• Mountain Biking
• Mouthful of shit
• Mr. Heseltine Meets His Public
• Nadzeroon El Babo
• Naming Names
• Never do What You Are Told
• New York Mining Disaster 1941
• New York Song
• Not The Girl I Used To Be
• Nothing That's New
• On Ebay
• One By One
• One Under Par
• One Way Or The Other
• One Way System
• Orienteering
• Outfoxed
• Outsider
• P.E.
• Pass It Along
• Pickle
• Pop Star Kidnap
• Puccini Said
• Punch Drunk
• Rad Dog
• Ratatatay
• Remembrance Day
• Rich Popstars Make Good Socialists
• Rip It Up
• Running Order
• Salt Fare North Sea
• Saying No
• Scapegoat
• Scare City
• School Team
• Seoul Music
• Seven Days
• Sewing Up Crap
• Shake Baby Shake
• She's Got All The Friends
• She's Got All The Friends That Money Can Buy
• Shhh
• Shock! Horror!
• Shoot
• Shot
• Singing Out The Days
• Smalltown
• Smart Bomb
• Smash Clause 28!
• Snip Snip Snip
• Social Dogma
• Somebody Else
• Sometimes Plunder
• Song for Len Shakleton
• Spassky Fischer
• Sports
• Stagnation
• Stitch That!
• Studmarks On The Summits
• Sugar Daddy
• Sunday League Footy
• Tearing Up Zoo
• That Same So-so Tune
• That's How Grateful We Are
• The Ballad Of Peoplekind
• The Big Issue
• The Bull Fights Back
• The Candidates Find Common Ground
• The Choice Is Yours
• The Devil's Interval
• The Diggers Song
• The Good Ship Lifestyle
• The Health And Happiness Show
• The Incompatibility Of Sport And Cosmic Consciousness
• The Physical Impossibility Of Death In The Mind Of Jerry
• The Police Have Been Wonderful
• The Rise And Fall And Rise Of Greavsie
• The Song Collector
• The Standing Still
• The Tree Of Knowledge
• The Triumph Of General Ludd
• The Wasteland
• This Year's Thing
• Thorn-EMI Lighting
• Three Years Later
• Timebomb
• Times Of Crisis
• Today's Sermon
• Tony Blair
• Top Of The World
• Torturing James Hetfield
• Tubthumping
• Underground
• Unilever
• Voices, That's All
• Wagner At The Opera
• Walking Into Battle With The Lord
• We Support All Forms Of Resistance Against This Racist System (Part II)
• We Want Beans Not Goals
• When an Old Man Dies
• When I'm Bad
• Where Did The Chinaman Go?
• Whilst Stocks Last
• Without Reason Or Rhyme
• Words Can Save Us
• Wormkind
• WWW dot
• You Can't Trust Anyone Nowadays
• You Don't Exist
• Younger Moralists
• Yup And Under
• Zola Budd